I am cool

Today I took my Language Arts class outside. They were finding things and writing them down with adjectives. It was a fun little outdoor assignment. I had taken a toy away from a girl before we went out. It was a two foot long or so skinny eraser. It looked like a twizzler, only of a little heavier weight. I walked around outside fiddling with it and twirling it while I instructed students. Then...in mid-sentence...I nailed myself in the groin.