I love defenseless animals
- especially in a good gravy
I brake for no apparent reason
Honk if you’ve never seen an Uzi fired from a car window
Politicians and diapers need to be changed
- often for the same reason
Whose cruel idea was it for the word LISP to have an S in it?
My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her…
Or something like that
I’ll bet you a new car that I can stop faster than you can!
Boycott shampoo!
Demand real poo!
Preserve nature:
Pickle a squirrel
Four out of five voices in my head say “Kill!”
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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