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This is a real excerpt from the Atlanta paper today. It is from an article talking about the bills passed on the last day of the legislature:
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One of the first bills to gain final approval Thursday amends the state's wild animal laws to allow severely disabled Georgians to own "service monkeys."

Supporters of House Bill 695 say the trained monkeys can help disabled people maintain their independence by doing little jobs such as opening cans, fetching drinks and turning out the lights.

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Ok. I don't want to be disabled.... but I know we all thinking the same thing.

I want a service monkey.