Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

Chuck Norris enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take crap from anybody.